According to this Mother Jones article, “How To Avoid Being Crushed To Death At A Concert”, utilizing the equation above is the best way to avoid an untimely death being crushed by teenage girls at a Jonas Brothers or Justin Bieber show. Unfortunately for you, by the time you ran the numbers, you’re pretty much trampled, but hey… no one said avoiding getting crushed to death was EASY!  That being said, I’d recommend this equation: Concert where crushing is possible + bad music - your presence = no death by crushing!

According to this Mother Jones article, “How To Avoid Being Crushed To Death At A Concert”, utilizing the equation above is the best way to avoid an untimely death being crushed by teenage girls at a Jonas Brothers or Justin Bieber show.

Unfortunately for you, by the time you ran the numbers, you’re pretty much trampled, but hey… no one said avoiding getting crushed to death was EASY!  That being said, I’d recommend this equation:

Concert where crushing is possible + bad music - your presence = no death by crushing!