booksarebetterthanboys asked: I was at Pitchfork on Sunday and I thought I saw you at least three times and was completely prepared for the awkward 'I know you from the internet' introductions...each time as I got close enough I realized it was some other bearded bespectacled fellow. Terribly disappointing.

OH GEEZ!  You should have hit me up beforehand!  We totally could have had an awkward hangout sesh in the hot hot sun.

However, I understand your dilemma.  Being bearded and bespectacled at Pitchfork is like wearing camouflage in the woods.