rydethefader asked: You are moving to a tropical island and can bring one of these items:

1. Ulysses S. Cat
2. iPhone
3. Bill

Which will you choose??? (in this fantasy world, your iphone has perfect service)

This is my kind of question.

1.  I love Ulysses S. Cat, but I’ve known him the shortest amount of time.  Odds are that he would NOT be a chill cat on this island and would simply continue to pounce and attack me while I’m asleep and other things.  Also, he’s super whiny when he doesn’t get cat food, which will probably not be a staple on this island.

2.  The iPhone would definitely be entertaining.  And it would be nice to keep in touch with friends, etc.  I’m assuming I’d have some way to charge the damn thing?

3.  Bill is totally awesome and a good buddy.  It would be cool to have a friend on the island.  He’d also be really good at building a hut and creating elaborate machines out of bamboo to capture water and break coconuts.  But, I don’t know if I want to uproot him from his exciting life in Richmond against his will.

So.. my answer is BILL unless he doesn’t want to go, then it’s iPhone.  Sorry Ulysses.  Good thing cats can’t read blogs.