nedhepburn: Ex girlfriends have to stop getting engaged. People need to stop getting engaged - period.  I’m just gonna stand outside their weddings and play gnarball guitar solos a la Slash in the ‘November Rain’ video.  I reblogged this in part because I agree with Ned, but also because this image also happens to perfectly illustrate how I feel during summer weddings: 1)  terrible ungodly heat (except here in VA we have the added bonus of humidity) 2) do you know HOT slash must be in that fucking head-to-toe leather get-up with his long ass scraggly hair everywhere?  that’s how i feel when i wear a suit at an outdoor summer wedding. 3) pretend that the raging dust being kicked up by slash’s sweet guitar licks is actually a cloud of hungry mosquitos. just typing this is making me hot.  i’m going to sit under the air conditioner.  fuck this 100 degree heat.

nedhepburn:

Ex girlfriends have to stop getting engaged. People need to stop getting engaged - period. 

I’m just gonna stand outside their weddings and play gnarball guitar solos a la Slash in the ‘November Rain’ video. 

I reblogged this in part because I agree with Ned, but also because this image also happens to perfectly illustrate how I feel during summer weddings:

1)  terrible ungodly heat (except here in VA we have the added bonus of humidity)

2) do you know HOT slash must be in that fucking head-to-toe leather get-up with his long ass scraggly hair everywhere?  that’s how i feel when i wear a suit at an outdoor summer wedding.

3) pretend that the raging dust being kicked up by slash’s sweet guitar licks is actually a cloud of hungry mosquitos.

just typing this is making me hot.  i’m going to sit under the air conditioner.  fuck this 100 degree heat.