during the dry winter months, i find myself prone to getting bloody noses.

lately i’ve been getting a lot of them.  it’s totally not cool to have a bloody nose.  unless you’re andrew wk.

when you get a bloody nose, there’s always this panic moment where you go scrambling for a tissue and you’re leaning your head back in this really awkward way.

lately, however, when i get bloody noses, i’ve been getting the urge to just say “fuck it” and let it go and form a pool of blood on my desk in front of my computer.  i’d wait for the pool of blood to get sizable (i’m thinking 3-4 minutes tops) and then i’d just put my head down in my pool of blood and take a nap at my desk.

by the time someone finds me, it’ll give everyone a good laugh (once they find out i’m not dead), i’ll enjoy a nice 15-minute power nap, and i’ll have blood all over my face.

now that’s win-win-win.