Treat Yourself To A Musical Montage

(via Phil Collins’ “I Don’t Wanna Know”)

STOP.  STOP RIGHT NOW.

What are you doing?  Brushing your teeth?  Cleaning your room?  Are you at work?

Whatever it is, if it’s boring, I have the perfect solution.

You need a fucking MUSICAL MONTAGE.

Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered.  Play this Phil Collins track and just start doing whatever it is that you were doing previously.  However, instead of it being boring and devoid of meaning, the song will make it FEEL like you’re inside a 1980’s movie montage.

In the movie of your life, we’re fast forwarding through the BORING SHIT and pretty soon the montage will be over and that guy/gal in your movie will be on your front porch ready to take you out on that first date, or perhaps you’ll be walking out onto the court for the BIG GAME, or whatever thing in your life you’ve been building up to.  In a musical montage, thanks to upbeat music and fast editing, you can rest assured that the awesome thing is only 3-4 minutes away!

So, blogreaders, treat yourself to a musical montage this morning.  See what it does for your life.  You’re going to love it.  I guarantee it.