overmyhead-deactivated20110816 asked: What do you plan to do with your Internet Celebrity fame? Help the little people?*Holds microphone to face*

I would use my internet celebrity for very selfish things:

- leverage my celebrity status to obtain a free or highly-discounted hot tub for my roof

- hire a ghost-tweeter to tweet for me when i’m busy taking naps

- use the fame to kickstart my all-male Taylor Swift cover band called the “Hey Stephens”

-four words: big gulp endorsement deal

But I would also use my internet celebrity for good things:

- show up to defend Civil War battlefields that are in danger from suburban sprawl

- wage war on the poorly-done internet memes that aren’t all that funny

- use my political firepower and intimidation to pass healthcare reform with or without a filibuster-proof majority

- encourage more people to grow beards