okay so … basically taylor swift was dating this sad wimpy-looking hipster dude with a scarf.

he was like “yo, let’s get serious.”

she was like “nah.”

and then boom, six months later, she regrets her big mistake and she’s perma-bummed and then it starts snowing in her bedroom.

i can’t help but think this whole situation would have been avoided if homedude hipster guy had a beard.

MAN UP, BRO!  GET THE GIRL!