so friday night was the james bond night.

this is my costume, which is more or less just an eyepatch.

the moment i walked into the bar, i looked to my right and there he was.  another guy with an eyepatch.  wearing a suit.

some people might have panicked.  some people might have felt really awkward.  sober phil might have been one of these people.  drunk phil walked right up to him.

drunk phil:  nice eyepatch.

guy:  does this mean we have to fight now?

drunk phil:  no way, man.  we’re on the same villain team.  team eyepatch.

guy:  oh okay, hell yeah!

i smiled really big and then went on my drunken way.

when he left an hour later, i talked all kinds of shit about him to anyone who asked me about it.. and how i hated him for wearing an eyepatch to MY party.

what do you expect from a villain?