so i went out to my car this morning to discover this weird creepy goo on the side of my car.  my first instinct was to think “oh man, TREE SAP!”  i used to live at a house with tons of trees and tree sap was a regularly occurring problem.  but i looked above and saw concrete and windows on both sides.

WHAT THE FUCK?

so yeah, i showed it to a few people and the consensus was eggs.

who eggs a 29-year-old dude?  do i have enemies i don’t even know about?

this opens up entirely new ramifications for my life.

as i drove to the car wash and paid my $13, i tried to muster up a little more anger, but i couldn’t really do it.  plus, now the interior of my car is spotless and smells like air freshener.  maybe it was a car pool employee going around egging people, getting them to come in on a sunday to clean their car, which is something they should probably be doing anyway.

all in all, i’m glad i washed my car.  i’m neutral about being egged.  and if anyone would like to fess up here in the comments section, you’re more than welcome.