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it all builds up to this moment.
ROBOT E. LEE IS STUCK IN 2009!
IF YOU SEE HIM TONIGHT ROAMING THE STREETS, YOU MUST HELP HIM FIX HIS TIME MACHINE TO GO BACK TO 1865 AND STOP JOHN WILKES BOOTH.