blond girl at ticket counter bowtie - m4w (richmond)

young skinny blond at the ticket counter yesterday at bowtie cinemas.i came in around noon weary a hoody and we briefly chatted about the shitty weather.just to let you know i think your sexy

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this isn’t a good missed connection.  it’s not even funny.  it’s just WEAK.  but it’s important that i stop and call attention to this shitty missed connection, because there are far too many of them.  this guy is NOT EVEN TRYING.

first off, you’re going to the trouble of posting on craigslist.  you saw a girl, thought she was hot enough to warrant going back to your computer and writing her.  if you’re really at all interested - why not take the time to do a little proofreading?

it’s 2009 and you live in a society that provides you with educational opportunities that many millions of people in the world will never have.  so distinguishing “your” from “you’re” is a great starter.  also i’m not sure how you “weary” a hoody, but it sounds exhausting.

i’m not trying to be a grammar nazi, but COME ON.  PUT IN A LITTLE FUCKING EFFORT HERE.

this “young skinny blond” (great description), if she has any common sense, will never respond to you.

this post is the equivalent of me walking into a bar, going up to a girl and saying in a complete monotone voice, “hey how you are doing my name is phil i think you’re cute how about weather.”

anyway.  the point is: at least fucking try.