When I told Clayton I fell, he told me that was called “hotdoggin’ it”.  I asked him to define that term for me and he said it’s when you get so drunk that you fall over and don’t have the motor skills or the ability to break your own fall.  so you just kinda hit the ground full on.

here in iceland, they call hot dogs “pylsurs” and they’re very popular.

so technically i pylsured it.