i moved the ol’ blog over here to tumblr back a few months ago.  since that time, most of my readers come from either:

1.  virginia

2.  pennsylvania

3.  new york

way to go, you guys!

there are three states from which i have received no visitors whatsoever:

1.  montana

2.  north dakota

3.  new hampshire

now, i don’t know if they have the internet in these states, but if they do, i’m shocked and dismayed.  if you have any friends in the above states, you should call them immediately and see if they’re okay.  something terrible might have happened in these states and no one knows about it (another great reason they might not have read my blog).

to everyone in the remaining 47 states and the vast international community, i thank you for your blog readership and for making me the #1 internet blog celebrity of the lower-half of the 300 block of broad st. in midtown.