this was the title of a thread on the b9 messageboard which i tend to read on a regular basis.  the results are pretty hilarious.

i came THIS close to participating myself, but i thought it might not be such a good idea.

here are some of the better ones:

Me: AY girl, when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Its 3 in the afternoon, you drunk?
Me: time is of the essence.
Her: your dating my friend no
Me: so?
Her: NO.

Me: Yo, I have a serious question for you
Her: Ya?
Me: You gonna lemme hit that?
Her: Hit what?
Me: You know, dat ass

Me: aye yo girl, when you gonna let me get dat ass?
Her: what the hells wrong with you?

Me: ay girl, when you gonna let me tap dat ass?
Her: what? Did you really just text that to me?
Me: yeah girl, so what’s the deal?
(no response)