it’s great to work at an ad agency because everyone is a smart ass and everyone is hilarious.

we have an inter-office messageboard here at work.  people can post things they’re selling, events they’re putting on, or various other topics.

this was posted yesterday. subject: BOOT CAMP!

I have been going to an AWESOME boot camp at 5:45am, 7-days a week since March.  The instructors are awesome and you get a lot of personal attention - best of all, the cost is only $100 for a month - that’s only $5 a day!  The next session starts on Monday the 27th.

to which someone replied:

I’ve been going to an awesome boot camp too. It’s 6-7 days a week, starts at 8:30, lasts for 12-15 hours a day and they pay me to attend!