• phil: i figure since i'm attracted primarily to unavailable females, i might as well be going ALL OUT
  • sarah: at least you're realistic about it.
  • phil: it's not totally unrealistic that i might have qualities that taylor swift would find attractive aside from our 9 year age difference... and the fact that i am in no way famous.
  • sarah: just work on your jonas brothers swagger and you are SET!
  • phil: i think if i can acheive celebrity blogger status, i have a shot. so... i need to start blogging harder.
  • sarah: there's got to be something wrong with her, though. she seems too perfect.
  • phil: i'm cool with that. i'd love her flaws.