look, i listen to conservative talk radio sometimes.  (i get bored in the car)

this is exactly what they talk about when they refer to “obama-mania”.

BUT I CAN’T FUCKING HELP IT.  I LIKE OUR PRESIDENT SO MUCH.

not only is he brilliant, charismatic, and putting our country (finally) back on the right track, he can kill a fly and make it look fucking effortless.

do you know how many flies i have effortlessly killed?  ZERO FLIES.

goddamn it.  i love this dude.