this is how much i hate summer:  i just ordered a new hoodie in anticipation of fall.

i will be staring at this hoodie wistfully in my closet during the entire duration of summer, praying and hoping for the day i can wear it.

and when i do, i’ll probably throw a hoodie party.

unless i’m near a body of water, in a body of water, or eating something off of a grill, fuck summer.