coincidentally in the past 5 minutes, people reblogging and liking my previous post (thanks bagcoffee) has put me ahead in the rankings.

so you guys have been on tumblr for a while.. how does it work?

who do i need to call at tumblr to get my check sent out?

when do i qualify for the 401k?

now that i’ve reached the pinnacles of internet fame, should i wear a tuxedo everywhere i go?  or just on the weekends?