are you intimidated?  you should be.  this isn’t just a normal big gulp.  this is a SUPER big gulp.  do you know how many regular big gulps i had to drink just to work up to the ability to DRINK THIS BEAST?!
it took a lot of training, a lot of heart, and about $1.50, which is approximately $0.30 more than a regular big gulp.
truth be told, the super big gulp was not my choice.  they ran out of regular big gulp cups, so i just filled this one with A LOT OF ICE and prayed that i could handle it.
it was memorial day.  i bit the bullet and took the super big gulp challenge.

and you know what?  i fucking won.

are you intimidated?  you should be.  this isn’t just a normal big gulp.  this is a SUPER big gulp.  do you know how many regular big gulps i had to drink just to work up to the ability to DRINK THIS BEAST?!

it took a lot of training, a lot of heart, and about $1.50, which is approximately $0.30 more than a regular big gulp.

truth be told, the super big gulp was not my choice.  they ran out of regular big gulp cups, so i just filled this one with A LOT OF ICE and prayed that i could handle it.

it was memorial day.  i bit the bullet and took the super big gulp challenge.

and you know what?  i fucking won.