i bought these e.l. fudge cookies yesterday at kroger.

i fucking LOVE these cookies. but i have zero self control, so i hid them in my desk drawer. my plan was to keep them around in case i get a craving for sweets. in theory, this box of cookies should last me WEEKS.

out of sight, out of mind… right?

not so much.

i can hear them inside my desk drawer. they are singing keebler elf songs. they want me to eat them. eat them ALL. cookie mayhem.

i haven’t had one yet today, but i can feel myself weakening. it’s not even 11:00am yet.

I HEAR YOU COOKIES! I HEAR YOUR SONG! I DENOUNCE YOU!