dear cool kids,

i couldn’t help but notice that myspace has been dead the last few months. no one’s leaving comments or posting bulletins. the thrill is gone.

so i go to facebook, and all i can find are old friends from jr. high who are now married with kids.

where did you guys go?

why didn’t you take me with you?

please get back to me on this. i’m concerned.

lost on the internet,

phil