August 2009
70 posts
Olympia - Lo, My Name is Abhorred
I’m...
July 2009
73 posts
text a girl and ask her if you can tap that ass.
this was the title of a thread on the b9 messageboard which i tend to read on a regular basis. the results are pretty hilarious.
i came THIS close to participating myself, but i thought it might not be such a good idea.
here are some of the better ones:
Me: AY girl, when you gonna let me tap that? Her: Its 3 in the afternoon, you drunk? Me: time is of the essence. Her: your dating my...
“it’s obvious @heyitsphil is at a photo shoot all day today… no new...”
– @di_anamathews
i had a dream in which i killed somebody.
on saturday night, i had a pretty vivid dream in which i was in a tunnel under niagara falls (i have no idea.. it was a dream). i was walking through the tunnel and in the dream i had a vivid flashback that i had killed someone in that tunnel years earlier. and it came back to me in detail. like, i had somehow mentally blocked it out for years and it was suddenly coming back to me.
it was a...
Seas - Valley of the Fevers (alternate)
valley of...
10ft. "photographs" drawn with a ballpoint pen.
31-year-old artist juan francisco casas creates hyper-realistic drawings using only blue bic ballpoint pens based on photos of his friends. the level of detail in these drawings is absolutely astonishing. each piece takes him approximately 2 weeks and he goes through about 4 pens.
wow.
here’s the full article.
thanks to sara at little lamb for sending me the link!
edit: i...
Watchparty tips with scott rattler.
i am lucky enough to be friends of the world’s greatest rock’n’roll band, RATTLER.
i thank god EVERY DAY that lead vocalist and all-around badass scott rattler deems us worthy of sharing his life wisdom from the road.
if you don’t watch this video at least five times, you don’t know how to party. and you never will know.
re-blog...
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things that make me a bad boyfriend: i will hate...
(reposted from my guest blog at the wonderful shmittenkitten.com!)
I’m sorry, but it’s true. I know how much the little guy means to you. He showers you with love and devotion 24 hours a day. He jumps up and down every time you come home from work. He’ll cuddle up on your lap when you’re watching television. I get it. It doesn’t matter what you do, that dog is going...
i love working for an ad agency.
it’s great to work at an ad agency because everyone is a smart ass and everyone is hilarious.
we have an inter-office messageboard here at work. people can post things they’re selling, events they’re putting on, or various other topics.
this was posted yesterday. subject: BOOT CAMP!
I have been going to an AWESOME boot camp at 5:45am, 7-days a week since March. The...
a hypothetical situation
so let’s say hypothetically there was possibly a video that exists of me lipsynching at my computer to a taylor swift song.
keeping in mind that i’m a 28 year old grown man with a beard, should i theoretically be too humiliated and ashamed to post something like that on my blog?
it's finally official: in 63 days, i will be on a...
i’m trying to mentally picture the weezer...
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things that make me a bad boyfriend: DVR
hey internet.
i’m going to try out a new post series here on the blog. i know in the past, some series never really taken off, (see: bill chubb “fun facts”) so we’ll see if this one goes anywhere.
since i get e-mails DAILY from girls all over the world who want to date me because of my witty amazing blog, i thought it was time for me to set the record straight and really...
sunday.
oh blog. i’ve been neglectful and i’m sorry. you deserve better.
the truth is, i had a pretty adventurous sunday which included:
- a hangover (remedied somewhat quickly)
- perly’s breakfast (good morning special #1 - scrambled with cheese, sausage, hashbrowns, rye toast)
- significant room cleaning
- reading through my new LLC paperwork and sort of having a hard time...
We Choose The Moon →
a live re-creation of the Apollo 11 mission to the moon 40-years ago using the original audio recordings, videos, photos, and incorporating social media. this project is SUPER COOL. i am nerding out at work, listening to the radio conversations back and forth between the astronauts and mission control at houston.
office mayhem.
my office is filled with people who like to cause mayhem from time to time. that’s something i learned from the start, as i spent the first three weeks of my job dodging (and firing my own) nerf darts at unsuspecting co-workers.
after several months of warfare, a cease-fire was declared due to, for the most part, a lack of ammunition. over the months, darts got lost, sucked into vacuum...
music blogs.
hey guys. i need your help. where do you go for your daily internet music fix? i’m looking for music blogs / news / review sites that you go to on a regular basis for info on new bands or info on bands that you’re into. whether that’s pitchfork or if it’s some dude’s awesome blog… i’m looking for national stuff, but i’m also very interested in...
prattness and i discuss my quest to go on a date...
phil: i figure since i'm attracted primarily to unavailable females, i might as well be going ALL OUT
sarah: at least you're realistic about it.
phil: it's not totally unrealistic that i might have qualities that taylor swift would find attractive aside from our 9 year age difference... and the fact that i am in no way famous.
sarah: just work on your jonas brothers swagger and you are SET!
phil: i think if i can acheive celebrity blogger status, i have a shot. so... i need to start blogging harder.
sarah: there's got to be something wrong with her, though. she seems too perfect.
phil: i'm cool with that. i'd love her flaws.
the spinanes - greetings from the sugar lick
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